Spatially Impaired

Yesterday, I got a numb left kidney from an FX Taxi ride from Greenhills to SM Megamall. --;;

Coming from an early day off from Cardinal Santos, I took an FX Taxi in front of Unimart bound for SM Megamall. The FX Taxi was empty. Naturally, if you were me, where would you normally seat yourself? The front of course. Hey, first come - first serve. After a short while, the rear and middle seats were half-filled. Then, along came Mr. Spatially Impaired. --;;

He was taller than me but as burly as I am, therefore occupying a bigger amount of space than I would. With a guy my size, only a scrawny guy (or a sexy babe XD) would fit in the front with me MAXIMUM. You guessed right, he squeezed himself in the front. Jesus H. Christ. I was shmooshed towards the kambyo (gearshift) and my poor little left kidney was squeezed to the backseat.

Never mind that this frickin' idiot is spatially impaired, he's also dumber than a pile of rocks - He's actually asking me to move a bit more because he can't seat comfortably. --;; Pakshet ka talaga hijo. 'Di lang sablay paningin mo, ubod ka pa ng tanga.

But oh, it doesn't end there. I said to the pile of rocks that if I move anymore, my ass would already interfere with the driver's gearshifting. Guess what the pile of rocks said - "Sige, ok lang." Translated - "That's quite alright." --;;

Never mind the physical pain the pile of rocks put me through, the indignity of suffering through his rock-bottom dumbness is quite more painful.